blooddrunkyaoi:

christmasturbate:

vaginas are so ugly and penises are so ugly too why cant genitals be cute and pretty

Excuse you

(Source: jesuschristvevo , via ponchofromawoodenindian)

mountainmantoothpick:

every time you smell a flower remember you are smelling sex organs

you are smelling flower semen, vagina, and penis all at once

enjoy your summer

(Source: legnogg, via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

nedbert:

nedbert:

i got a new laptop and now i dont have any reaction images saved anymore

why are people reblogging this

(via zachariesebubbles)

I miss my boyfriend.
Working out is hard.
I hate being a girl.
My roommate and I are bipolar.
I’m going to have to sue to get my car fixed.
I’m going to be a waitress for the rest of my life.